Saturday, July 14, 2018

Talk Days: School is a Double-edged sword!

Ohai~! Alexander here!

Today, I want to write another update.

It's been a week since I started going back to school, and it felt good. Every day was worth it, because I get to challenge myself and the experience of going to school felt like a nostalgic reward. The school teaches me to spend my time wisely. It was great! I satisfy myself by writing stuff on my notebooks and overcoming everyday challenges! Every day I go to school, I just feel... glad. Joyous, even.


Thursday, July 5, 2018

Talk Days: Procrastinating

Ohai~! Alexander here!

I have another update.

I'm supposed to be working on ProjCaplas, but this one anime show keeps luring me in. This vicious cycle of procrastination has happened ever since I started watching anime again. It goes on and on. Due to this, I'm afraid that you won't be seeing another LTA for a very long time. ProjCaplas is a very crucial part of the next LTA. That is why the next LTA was yet to be published; the ProjCaplas is still not done. But at least the LTA itself is.

I've been procrastinating for quite a while now. What's causing the problem? Maybe because I'm tempted by watching Akazukin Chacha, which I just realized that the show is too kid-themed. Not because the characters are mostly kids, but because the story is too simple. I haven't watched the entire series, so I don't know if the whole story is that simple, but don't get me wrong: The story in the first episodes are too simple. Well, what can I say? Maybe this anime show was made for kids, so I really can't argue.

How many days have I watched anime and procrastinated? Good question. I started watching anime again last week (not sure precisely when), and at the time, I just completed Initial D: Final Stage (and every Initial D anime show). After that, it wasn't enough. I listened to some anime soundtracks. Fushigi Yuugi! Yes, I listened to Fushigi Yuugi songs. After that, I went from Fushigi Yuugi to Wedding Peach! Why? Because YouTube. I liked the Wedding Peach soundtrack, so after that, I started watching the anime, "Ai Tenshi Densetsu Wedding Peach". After that, I lost track of time. Wedding Peach has inspired me so much nowadays. I feel like I should make a pink-haired OC for the heck of it. But really, I can't say how many days I've wasted watching anime. I didn't count, and will never do. It's too much trouble for me. But my guess is that it's been 9-10 days? I really don't know, I'm sorry. But it's a good question, though.

To tell you the truth, I've been procrastinating for more than a week now. I totally forgot about ProjCaplas. That's bad, isn't it? I've been doing nothing but watching anime and I totally forgot about my project. What do I do, Midori?!

"I don't really care, Alexander. You do what you want."

Usually, you force me to do things like Alexander, but right now you're letting me do nothing?

"I'm not your dream sister. Anyway, if you're not happy with what you're working on, then what's the point? You must learn to enjoy what you do and do what you enjoy."

Hmm... You're right. I should watch more anime!

"Um... More anime???"

Yeah. I'll watch more anime and forget about ProjCaplas for a while!

"Yes, and after you finish the anime series, you'll watch another, and the cycle of procrastination continues."

Uh...

"Yeah, you should leave some time for working on ProjCaplas, too."

Yeah... right. I'll try to work on ProjCaplas. No promises, though.

"I don't care. Your stuff is dumb."



Well, that's it for now.

Alexander James
See you later!

Wednesday, July 4, 2018

Talk Days: New Class

Ohai~! Alexander here.

Today, I want to write an update post.

The classes have started today! We've met the new teachers of the class year 2018-2019. Not only that, but the bunch of students, or should I say "classmates", were very interesting, too. I'm not very certain if I would enjoy every day of this year, but... I am sure that it would be fascinating. All I'll have to do is to act like myself every day, right?

"Like, the dandere type?"

Yes, that type. Just like my dream sister.

All I have to do is to act like myself and I'll be safe from bullying! Besides, I don't think that there would be any form of bullying at the class... Wait... no, I take it back, there will be bullying, but not to me. There will be some sort of bullying towards my new classmate from America, I just know it. The way my classmate teases my foreign classmate is a little bit frightening. I think he doesn't even realize that he's being made into a laughing stock. I don't know much about him, other than his first name. His name was "Damian". I gotta be honest though, he might be a cock-blocker. He cock-blocked me with the finger heart gesture. I was about to give him a fist bump but then he used the finger heart gesture, that one K-Pop crap that's really popular nowadays. I don't know, maybe I just don't understand him yet.

Now let's talk about the teachers. The teachers we had are either weirdos, lunatics or both. Not in a bad way, but in a really good and interesting way. One of our teachers look almost like Maine Mendoza (if you don't know who she is, here's a link), and god dang she's so talkative. She speaks like 9001 words per minute. There are several new teachers on our class, so it will feel like an entirely new experience for me, much different than before. Old, young, a woman or a man, it doesn't matter. I believe that they will do their best to teach us.

It's a new class, a new age, a new hope will never fade.

"You said that because it rhymed."

Yeah, shut up.


This class year is going to be great! There's decent students in our class, there's interesting teachers, and... well, that's about it. The rest is crap, but I think it's going to be great! We'll see, because although I'm sure that it's going to be great, but I'm not sure if everything will be fine. We'll just have to see, I guess.

"Are you sure that you're prepared for what's to come?"

Don't worry, Midori-chan. We'll be fine!

"Anyway, you're not going to draw me, are you?"

Oh my Lord, you're a genius, Midori! I should show your appearance to my readers!

"  -_-  "

Well, that's all for now.


Midori-chan (The Random Talking-To-Yourself Syndrome, Ms. Green)


See you later!

-Alexander James

Tuesday, July 3, 2018

Talk Days: Update 7/3/2018

Ohai~! Alexander here.

Today, I want to write another update.

I just finished watching Wedding Peach! Yay! This didn't feel as much as completing Initial D, but it's been fun. Wedding Peach is surely one of those anime that made me say "WTF" but it's alright. And it was unique, too. The protagonists get to wear wedding dresses for fighting against devils. Did I say that right? "Devils"? As far as I'm certain, there has to be only one devil, but according to this series, there are multiple devils. The series also had kick-ass soundtracks like "21st Century Juliet" and "Dreaming Angels". Yes, those were the best opening and ending themes. But I dislike the second opening a bit. "Wedding Wars" just describes the series, but the style of the music doesn't suit the show. Now, I'm pretty much done, but I also have to read the manga, because they say that the manga is better or some shit. I want to know if they were right.

But man, I want to see an anime adaptation of A.I. Love You. I loved that manga a lot.

Now, the next on the list for me is Akazukin Chacha. It was one of the anime shows I knew and remember when I was a kid. I never watched it, but I remember some of its scenes, somehow. I will watch it, and I will complete it! Man, Wedding Peach made me want to draw pink-haired girls now. N-No, not those psychos, I just want to draw a cute pink-haired girl.

Expect to see a lot more of these updates, because it's the only thing that keeps this blog alive. Also, this way, you'll know what I'm currently up to.

Well, that's all for now.
Alexander Sophine James
See you later!

-Alexander James

Sunday, July 1, 2018

Talk Days: Update 7/1/2018

Ohai~! Alexander here.

Today, I'm just gonna give you an update.

This week, I'll be returning to school! Yay! I don't know what kind of classmates I'll meet at the school, but I am SUUUUUPER excited of how it's all going to happen. It's been a long time since I went to school, so I don't know what the school looks like, so it's exciting. Also, new classmates, new teachers, new education system, new stuff, new everything! It's gonna be awesome! Maybe just for a little while, because it's gonna be tedious and repetitive, but hey, I'll enjoy it a little bit from the start.

School is boring, yes, it is, but I think I'll be able to enjoy it in some other way.

Also, recently, I've been watching anime. What anime? Oh, it's Wedding Peach! You guys know what or who "Wedding Peach" is, right? It's like Sailor Moon, but with brides. I'm planning on reading the manga, too, because it's so good. After that, I might also read Taiho Shichau zo, which is also my favorite anime of all time and the first anime I've ever watched. Anyway, yeah, I'm watching Wedding Peach. It just shows that you don't need to make sense to entertain. After all, Magical Girl anime normally don't make sense anyway. There's no need for explanation; Magical Girl anime is just that bizarre.

Well, that's all for now.

See you later!

-Alexander James

Thursday, June 28, 2018

Talk Days: Poll

Ohai~! Alexander here.

On May 16, 2018, a forum post was posted on the Blogger Help Forum. You know what it is? Well, they retired the Poll widget. That means, you can no longer participate in the poll I had on the right side of the blog. In fact, not only the Poll widget but all other features has been retired, like third-party Gatgets, Next Blog, and Textcube. I don't know what the hell Textcube is. For me, this is a sad news. I know that there are new features I should be excited about, but removing features is a big deal. It's like data genocide. It's tragic.

Well, let's just take a look at the results of the poll.


Featured YouTuber: Primitive Technology & Primitive Survival Channels

Ohai~! Alexander here.
Today, we'll talk about the type of channel that's been getting all this attention recently. I see a lot of these videos lurking around the internet, and I've seen quite enough already. It's not getting a bit old or anything like that. It's just two guys building stuff in the jungle. How could that get old when it's already old? Get it? Because this is primitive. Old BCE stuff. You can't get older than that.


Thursday, June 21, 2018

Talk Days: The Long Slumber

Ohai~! Alexander here.

Today, I want to talk about the days when I did absolutely nothing with my works and projects. It's not procrastination, maybe it is, but it's not. It's when you feel so tired and exhausted that you can't do anything with your computer. All I can do is rest, because I believed that taking a nap will remove that tiredness. But no, after I take a nap, I still feel tired, so I can never use the computer with this level of tiredness.

This is what I call "The Long Slumber", which was probably caused by oversleeping. The Long Slumber is the very reason why I haven't worked on ProjCaplas in a while; it's because I couldn't sit on the desk. Something as simple as sitting on the desk is a hassle because of The Long Slumber. This is going to be a problem when I go to school. Anyway! The Long Slumber was the reason why I couldn't type a word in the script of ProjCaplas. Every single time I try to look at the screen of the computer, every time I try to sit on the desk, I feel tired and heavy, like I'm about to fall off. That's an issue I won't be able to solve. It's distracting me, and that's bad.

The Long Slumber has forced me to sleep for more than 8 hours. That was awesome, right? No, it's not. It's horrendous. It feels like my bed is pulling me back to sleep.

And now, you're wondering: AJ, if this so-called "Long Slumber" has stopped you from working on this "ProjCaplas", how are you typing this post with the desktop computer?

To tell you the truth: I didn't. I was using a laptop computer to type this. I was typing away with the laptop computer while lying in bed.


Oh, the days when the Long Slumber has stopped me from working on the project. It's been a long while. I'm still looking for a cure for The Long Slumber. But while I'm looking for the cure for a non-existent illness, let's talk about the days when ProjCaplas was paused for a long while due to the Long Slumber.

I couldn't tell you when it all started, but I could tell you what I did when it happened.

So, what did I do?


I did nothing. That's what I did. I spent my days doing nothing.

Yes, I procrastinated.

-Alexander James

Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Talk Days: Stupid Nigga Calling Me "Idiot"

Ohai. Alexander here.

On June 19, 2018, I bought my mom some egg. Then as I was about to get the eggs, some burnt nigga called me "Idiot". Then, I followed that son of a cock and ended up being known as a laughing stock.

You already know that I am pissed off. You're goddamn right I am. This stupid burnt-ass deformed piece of ass abomination called me an idiot for no reason. When I started to run after him like a deranged psychopath, he started to run away. I mean, wow, what a pussy. They tease me with pleasure yet they do not know what they're doing next. This burnt abomination I'm talking about is a joke, but he managed to fuck up my mind. As soon as I heard him whisper "Idiot", I felt the anger. It felt like "YOU SON OF A COCK I'M GONNA FREAKIN MURDER YOU BUMHOLE". Stupid son of a cock can't even fight back, he just runs away. And there were no witnesses, so I would never be able to prove that he did harass me. He's a damned douchebag. Why did he even do that?! What was his motive?! Every perpetrator has a motive but apparently this burnt poopyhead doesn't need one because he was just bored! He actually harassed me because he's bored! That is one of the worst things a human can possibly do! He called me an idiot because he wants to see my reaction, obviously. That's one way to describe his motive but it's just the tip of the iceberg. His real motive for teasing and bullying and harassing me will remain unknown. Calling me an idiot for no reason is a dick move. If he's going to harass me with words, then I might as well harass him back!

His name was "Saysay". You pronounce it like "Sai-Sai". Cool name, bro. Your name sounds like an oatmeal brand. Saysay is a burnt cock, and I mean it literally. I call him a burnt nigga for a reason, and that reason is because his body was burnt like Freddy Krueger. Also, his body parts are deformed, probably because they were burnt to a crisp. What, did he put his body inside a giant toaster? Also, his hands look like amoeba. I spend my days making stuff and making dreams. He spends his days playing Dota 2 and Farmville. Also, he doesn't go to school, so you can tell that he definitely has nothing to offer. He's just an insecure idiot. He was already burnt, so when he goes to hell, he'd be double burnt. He looks like shit, acts like shit and smells like shit. No girl would ride his cock. His mother sucks cocks in hell, and his father just had a vasectomy. Pfft, I bet that he doesn't even know what a vasectomy is. Even if he did, how and why did he know anything about vasectomies? That's gay. He's gay. He's definitely gay because he runs away like a bitch. The way he ran away from me is funny as shit; he ran away like a girl. Saysay is gay and stupid. The only thing he learned in his entire life is harassing somebody. Don't be like Saysay. He's a gay sociopath. I'm not saying that being gay is a bad thing, but hey, I'm not gonna judge if he wants to suck my dick because his dick is smaller than mine.

"Alexander, that is enough."

Shut up, Midori.

"I agree, that dude is a dick, but you don't need to be a dick to him, too."

No, I have to be a dick to him. He's an asshole.

"Just stop! You're ruining your blog because of him!"

...... Damn you Saysay, you perverted bitch! You cock! I'm gonna fucking kill you!

"Alexander, just stop! You're swearing!"

Get away from me, Midori. I'm gonna punch a nigga!

"I can't let you start a fight, Alexander! If you start a fight, you're gonna get hurt!"

FUCK OFF, MIDORI!!! I'M GONNA KILL THAT SON OF A COCK!!!

"Alexander, stop it! I can't hold onto you like this!"

JUST LET ME GO, MIDORI, AND I'LL KILL THAT SON OF A COCK!!!

"W-Well, reader, I think that's it for today. I think we can all agree that this Saysay is a dick, but that's it. We can give him all the chance he needs, and he'll never repent. But that doesn't mean we shouldn't forgive him. We just couldn't understand what was going on inside his mind and what was happening to his life. Maybe he was raised by a douche to become a douche himself, or maybe he was just a pure douche. Regardless of that, we should love our enemies and our neighbors."

FUCK YOU SAYSAY, I'M COMING FOR YOU, I'LL KILL YOU!!!

"Thank you for staying with us. Also, Alexander, can you please stop swearing?"

SHUT UP, MIDORI!

"See you later!"

-Alexander James

Friday, June 15, 2018

Talk Days: Little bit better, school coming up this July

Ohai~! Alexander here!

Recently, I said in my last post that I had tonsillitis. Well, I am a little bit better now. My throat doesn't hurt now, and I don't have that stupid runny nose and fever. Maybe just a little bit of phlegm. So does that mean I'm back to writing stuff on BlogMC? I think so, but there's just one problem: I'll be returning to school this July. That means, less time to use my computer.

Let's talk about that instead of my sickness.

I'm super excited to go to school because it's been a while since I actually did. Man, I'm ready to meet new sacks of ballsacks students and a bunch of interesting teachers! I'm ready to learn some unnecessary things! Well, maybe I should reconsider. There are things I hate, too, you know, like memorizing a bunch of sentences for no reason, some subjects I'm bad at, and of course... exams. So yeah, school is coming up this July. I'm looking forward to it, just to feel the atmosphere of the school. It's been a while since I went to any school. But the bottom line: It's gonna be hard for me to readjust and I think it's also gonna suck because I have less time to use the computer. I won't be able to write anything, let alone do anything with the computer, because of the schedule and the things I have to do, like studying and homework. Oh well, I guess I'll just spend my time drawing at my notepad to practice. But then again, I won't be able to listen to my teacher if I did that. Ugh, I hate this. This was one of the reasons why I was homeschooled; it's because I can't focus.

It's gonna suck, oh yes it is gonna suck. I just hope that I'll meet new interesting teachers and students that will brighten up my days. And also, I'll need a lot of paper to draw stuff. That's all I'll need to survive the classes: I need paper and pen to draw doodles, I'll need the interesting teachers to learn quickly, and I'll need the interesting students to... uh... Actually, I think I don't need the students. I'm a pretty introverted person.

The school looks good right now, but it's not what they claim it to be. They claim that it's going to look more like a combination of a college school and a high school; like it's some sort of a hybrid school. But it's not. It's still the same school, with the basketball court and the cafeteria and other parts of the school moved to the other sides. It's weird and funny.

What? No, I'm not gonna trash talk against the school again.



Well, that's all for now.

See you later!

-Alexander James

Sunday, June 3, 2018

Talk Days: Feeling Sick

Ohai... Alexander here...

Recently I had tonsillitis, and it's making me feel dizzy all day long. Writing this post was a hassle. My eyes were very tired, my throat feels weird, my body feels hot and cold yet its temperature was normal, and I couldn't do much. I know, this is not something that you should say in a blog, but this isn't just any blog, this can also be a diary blog, except that it's not a diary. I don't start my posts with "Dear Diary" or something like that. ...Oh, the tonsilitis.

It could be that I'm having a mild fever, because it's one of the symptoms of tonsillitis.

I expect the fever to get even worse, to the point where I can't even look at the monitor screen of my computer. But I also expect it to go away, because I take medicine for it. I know, it's weird. Well, this is one way of God's plan to stop me from jerking off to lolicon, I guess. I even had a dream about the exact same thing. It's like God is telling me to stop jerking off, and it's amazing how that happened. Or maybe it's just a coincidence, I don't know.

I'm still working on ProjCaplas, of course. There will be no other episodes, just one episode for the blog post I finished. The LTA will be out as soon as I finish ProjCaplas, don't worry. Hopefully it won't take a while.

Okay, my eyes hurt. It feels like they're about to explode or something. I'm feeling very sick.

Maybe I should stop typing this. Ah, what the hell. YOLO.



I'm feeling sick. I had a runny nose, the mild fever, and a very swollen tonsil. It feels like my throat is burning like hell. What annoys me much is the runny nose, though. I had to keep on wiping my nose because the snot is coming out of my nose like crazy; it's like a faucet. Also, coughing makes it worse because it hurts when I cough. It feels like some magnetic force slammed my throat or something like that. I know, that sentence did not make sense. It's probably the effect of the fever.

I had to constantly spit out the mucus from my nose and my throat because of the tonsillitis. To me, it feels so disgusting and painful. The mucus is thick, and the spit is slimy. When the two merges together, they create a thick, slimy mucus spit that grosses me out. When I spit it out, it felt like... taking a solid dump. It's disgusting and weird. It's like, ouch, my throat and my nose are beating like crazy.

As expected, I can't drink or eat food that are too cold or too hot. I hate that! It makes me feel like I'm a disabled person, and it feels like my tastes are limited to a plain boring tasteless gruel. It's pissing me off! I wanna eat some good food like fried chicken and ice cream and cake, not this slimy stuff that taste like weird alien Grape Nuts.

Also, I can't stare at screens which emits radiation, like the computer monitor or the smartphone, because I'm too weak due to the mild fever. That sucks.

That's pretty much it. This tonsillitis stuff is the second worst disease ever, the first being Cancer. I hate this disease, because I've been having this disease over and over ever since I was a kid. It made me feel so weak for so many years.

Ow, my arms got tired from typing on the keyboard. I should stop now. Anyway, that's the update for today: I'm sick and tired. I'll be posting another update later, just to let you know that I'm still here and I still run this blog.

Thank you for reading. Follow my blog if you wanna see more BlogMC stuff, +1 this blog post, share it to all your friends, you know the drill.

See you later!

-Alexander James

Monday, May 28, 2018

Talk Days: Working on ProjCaplas

Ohai~! Alexander here.

I just want to give an update for today.

First of all, I'm done writing the Let's Talk About for Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls. I told you guys before that I'm going to talk about it later, and I will, after the second thing I want to announce.

When I was writing the blog post, I came up with a stupid idea: I should make my own Fanime, too. I know, Fanimes are an old fad, and you don't see these things lurking around anymore, but I needed to make one just for the LTA.

I began with writing the script, of course, and it was time-consuming. Not only that, but I always feel tired when I work on it. I hate that! Now, I'm not going to reveal anything about the story or the plot or anything about the project, because I'm afraid that someone might steal the idea. I hate idea stealers more than anything (other than bullies and trolls)!

The hard part is translating the dialogues. Why do I need to translate the dialogue? You'll see. But that's the hard part. Usually I use two versions of the dialogue. The English version and the translated version. The English version is colored red, while the translation is black, because that's what we're supposed to read and say in the Fanime.

I hate working on the script, but I had to work on it because that's the very foundation of the Fanime. I don't know, maybe later on, I'll like it.

Anyway, that's my update for today: I was working on the script and the plot outlines for a Fanime, and that's why you don't see any new BlogMC stuff at the moment. I'm sorry.


Thank you for sticking around with me, it makes me feel glad that someone actually read my stuff. I'll see you later when I'm done with the script, and I'll keep you updated with the topic.

See you later!


-Alexander James

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Talk Days: So much projects

Ohai~! Alexander here.

Yes, I'm still working on the Let's Talk About for Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls. It takes a while to finish because not only am I supposed to finish the blog post, I'm also supposed to create my own joke fanime for the blog post. I'm not sure if I really should say that, because that's kind of one of the main parts of the post. I wanted to keep it a secret, but oh well.

I have so much stuff to do. First, the blog post for NNSG. Second, the joke fanime. Third, some musics for Rejected Domination. Finally, GOD:TPOB. I had to finish all these. I'm always busy, and I'm not sure if that's a good thing.

This would interrupt my studies at school, and that's what I'm scared of happening. So I had to finish all these things as quickly as possible.

Why am I making a blog post about it? Because I haven't posted in a while, and I want to make sure that I keep on posting. Sorry, I couldn't post anything because there's not much interesting things I can talk about.

There are a lot of other projects I had to finish too, like Recess Biscuits, Detective R and Rejected Domination 1: Eternal Equinox, but I couldn't because:

  1. I'm always tired.
  2. I'm busy.
  3. I'm procrastinating.
Don't worry, I'll get back to working on Rejected Domination and Detective R later, if I had the time for it. But I can't guarantee that I could.

I'm very excited about making the fanime, though. Because, you know, I'm about to make my own fanime project. And it needs to be in Filipino, so that makes it harder to find voice actors. Yes, the fanime I'm planning is in Filipino, because I want it to be... different.

I'll get back to posting more of BlogMC, if my life starts to become more interesting, don't worry.

Well, that's about it for now.

See you later!

-Alexander James

Friday, April 27, 2018

Talk Days: That Shit Sherlock Jr. Ended!

Ohai~! Alexander here.

Do you remember when I ranted about Sherlock Jr.?

Yeah, that was a long one! I talked about how Sherlock Jr. was the newest disgrace to Sherlock Holmes. I mentioned that it's misleading, because they've been using the name "Sherlock" without adding elements of a Sherlock Holmes novel. I said that Sherlock Jr. corrupts the idea of Sherlock Holmes by changing the genre and idea. Which is true, because it doesn't get close to how the real Sherlock Holmes catches criminals. Sherlock uses forensics, Sherlock Jr. uses pure fighting skills. Sherlock uses deductive reasoning, Sherlock Jr. uses a... dog.

I might say that Sherlock Jr. somewhat ended with a bang. A slight bang that never made sense to me. Why? Because Sherlock Jr. is anticlimactic.

Come on, hop on the Shit-Talking Train!


Thursday, April 26, 2018

Talk Days: Adrian Wright comes back in Wattpad!!!

Ohai~! Alexander here!

Do you remember when I made Adrian Wright: Ace Attorney? Well, there's no new episodes for that series because I actually discontinued it because I didn't have enough experience with Ace Attorney script writing. At the time, I didn't use plot outlines like everyone does. I only did my best and improvised without any idea what I was doing, so it ended up sounding like shit.

Three years later, Adrian is back for some more conspiracy action!

I'm writing a short story I'll work on when I have nothing better to do.

It's called Game of Death: Puzzle of Beelzebub. It will be published on Wattpad, like always.

The story is about deciphering ciphers and solving the greatest puzzle in the entire world. It sounds wack, I know. I guess we'll just see if it works or not!


This is just a mini-blog post. Don't expect more things from me. I'll start pumping out more blog posts that are shorter and more straightforward. Because right now, I'll just start treating my blog like it's a diary. I hope you find this good

Well, gotta go write TGOD:TPOB. See you later!

-Alexander James